1945
2017
Ken's Favorite Musings
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-Eyed Mosquitoes
And bow-legged Ants,
I come before you to stand behind you
to tell you a story I know nothing about.
Admission is free. You pay at the door.
So pull up a chair and sit on the floor!
One fine day, in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight.
They stood back to back and faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise
and came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe my lie is true,
ask the blind man; he saw it too!
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